"As many of you may have already heard, we have had to delay the launch of Super Smash Bros. Brawl by just a little bit—it will now be launching on February 10th in the Americas. I know that many of you will be disappointed by this news, but please understand that the extra development time will enable us to make the game the best it can be. It is my earnest hope that you will all be enjoying this game for many years, and we are all working very hard toward that goal."
-Masahiro Sakurai (smashbros.com)

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS REMOTELY HOLY, THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A RELEASE TITLE FOR THE WII!

HOWEVER COOL SONIC MAY BE, I WANT MY SMASHBROS NOW!

Because of this, the unholy genetic experimentation project to manufacture an army of attack squirrels will be accelerated.

Yes, so far, all it does is sit still on the screen, but we are making drastic advances each day.

By drastic advances, I mean we are getting closer to the point when somebody is stupid enough to teach me to use a 3d modeling program and a 3d printer.